What happened?

The Captain General was asleep all day today so he missed posting today's comic and news. He promises to post news between the time he wakes up and goes back to bed. So we’ll see what news he could possibly report in that 2.5 hour window.

And where... is the Captain General?

Where is the man who said he would post a news post? Nowhere it seems. In fact, he has not been seen in days. Perhaps he is sleeping or been kidnapped by freak show activists? Try running a carnival by yourself when you have 30 employees and 1000 patrons a day! On the bright side, I get to retain his portion of this weeks earnings. The worst part is I must apologize to you, the reader. He has let you down the most. I humbly apologize and hope that you will still remain a fan of the site despite my "partner's" actions. He has slapped you in the face and left you to rot in the desert. I'm sure if he is reading this he is embarrassed and feeling more worthless than usual.

It is a truth!

What my troglodyte partner has shared with you all is, I hate to say, a truth! I have chosen not to post on the site as an affront to you our readers. It all boils down to my distaste of you and your kind. With your button up jeans and rebok sneakers. Shame! Shame!

Ahhhh I'm just teasing, I lurv you people, I have no hate to give, for it has all been used up by our simple friend Xander who through wise investment and ownership of Reading Railroad has a monopoly on all of my hate.