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Fri 10 August
Carny Reunion Enterprises is issuing a recall. If you have purchased the product, Make-It-Biggun, in the past 30 days please contact Xander for details on what to do with your Make-It-Biggun package.
If you are using Make-It-Biggun please stop immediately. If you are showing symptoms, after use or handling the material, such as vomiting, rubberization of the limbs, misshapen pupils, lizard tounge or any number of abnormalities see a medical professional or local naturopath.
If after using Make-It-Biggun you like the way you look and are interested in making a few bucks please contact Xander. All other concerns and questions can be directed to our scien-medicalist, Sin. He is an expert in all things abnormal.
Please note: There is no way in hell anyone is getting a damn refund! You bought it. You deal with the consequence. If you have any questions and "no way in hell" is not clear enough for you contact the Captain General